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Tom Smith
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On The PC
The source code is always cleaner on somebody else's drive. You dream about each new upgrade without which you must survive. You're not a registered user You're more of a pirate bold You got no support or manuals for software that's four years old.
On the PC On the PC There is no viler shell or compiler than one that's free If you want to ease your awful pain, Then you got to stick with public domain But bootleg the disk and You're living risky On the PC.
The IBM folk is snooty They got Super VGA. The Macintosh folk ain't snooty Amiga blows them away. But Macintosh folk is lucky Big Blue got a worser fate Keeping everything compatible down to Eighty-Eighty-Eight Oh, God!
On the PC On the PC Companies bloat us with templates for Lotus One, Two and Three Microsoft runs at a snail's pace And we all know why they call it d-Base But the worst vice is Look at the prices For the PC So you can stole with glee Disks unprotected now you're infected virally! If you'd paid the bucks you'd be secure Now your whole collection you've got to cure Rip out your hair and Call the repairman 更多更詳盡歌詞 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔鏡歌詞網 For the PC.
There's fuzz in the SCSI lint in the print The modem, she owe them A lot down at Sprint, The optical drive is coming alive, And spits out the CD-Rom. The cable's too short for the parallel port One click of the mouse begins full abort The disks burn to ash the system will crash And hear that hard drive BOMB!
Loading final chorus please wait... Insert Disk two thousand and three
Dump your PC Dump your PC Buy an Amiga Even a Sega does more for me! Buddy, your computer really stinks, You could get more power out of a Lynx, Go on safari, Find an Atari, Dump your PC. It's a big-name toy, Up there with Game-Boy, Dump your PC. Macintosh Plusses Crash all their busses. Bald guys in crew-necks All turn to Unix, PS/2 can't, man It's just a Plant Stand, Dump your PC!
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