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Adam Sandler
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Fatty Mcgee
[Talking quietly]
M1:'Ms. Murphy is such a pain, man.'
M2: 'We just had a test a week ago. Now we gotta take another one
tommorrow. This sucks!'
M1: 'And it counts for 80 percent of our grade.'
M2: 'Well we better study our butts off.'
M1: 'Well we came to the right place, the ever so quiet library.'
M2: 'Ok, enough talking, let's study!'
M1: 'All right.'
[Turning pages]
[Heavy steps]
M2: 'Uh oh'
M1: 'Oh no! Fatty McGee is coming. We'll never get any studying done
with him in the library.'
[Heavy steps continue]
M2: 'Oh god, he's taking the stairs! That means he's going to be way out
of breath!'
[Fatty whining, try to catch breath]
M1: 'Oh no, he's going to sit with us.'
Fatty: [Annoying whining voice]'Hey fellas, studying for the big test?'
M1: 'Uh, yes Fatty, we were.'
Fatty: [Still trying to catch breath]'Great! I'll join ya.'
[Fatty pulls out chair and falls into it, still whining horribly]
M2: 'Hey Fatty, why don't you go to the bathroom 'till you catch your
breath?'
Fatty: 'No, no, I'm catching it!'
[Fatty continuing to whine and snort]
M1: 'Ok, ok Fatty, but try to keep the wheezing level down, we're trying
to concentrate.'
Fatty: [Continuing to wheeze and whine louder]'Sure, no problem.'
M1: 'Oh man.'
Fatty: [Still snorting and whining loudly]'This test counts for eighty
percent of our grade, you know.'
[Whining continues even louder]
M1: 'Yes Fatty, we know, we just said that.'
[Wheezing continues a little softer]
M2: 'Fatty! Please keep it down!'
[Fatty makes snoring/whining sounds]
M2: 'Is he sleeping!?'
M1: 'No, it's his deviated sceptum. Seriously Fatty, keep the breathing
down.' [Snoring stops,
more weird noise starts]
M2: 'Ahh geez Fatty, what's wrong with you!?'
Fatty: [Pausing, snorting]'I'm trying.'
[Whining continues]
M1: 'Fatty, you know what's going to happen! Stop breathing so heavy!
Please we gotta
study!'
[Whining gets higher and higher until it's continuous]
M2: 'Oh no, that one's going to do it!'
[Fire alarm sounding, fire trucks honking their horns, sirens reeling]
M2: 'Fatty, the fire department thinks the fire alarm went off again!'
Fatty: [Continuing his LOUD annoying whine]'I'm sorry!'
Fireman Ray: 'Fire! Man the building!'
M1: 'Sorry Fireman Ray, it's not the fire alarm.'
Fireman Ray: 'Fatty McGee, is that you again!?'
Fatty: [Stillin whining annoyingly]'Yes.' [Snort]'Sorry.' [Snort]
Fireman Ray: 'Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?'
Fatty: [Whiney voice]'But I like the stairs!'
Fireman Ray: [annoyed]'Why!?'
Fatty: [Still whining horribly]'They're fun!'
Fireman Ray: 'Oh Fatty McGee, you're the fattest!'
[Everyone laughing at stupid joke]
[Raspberry]
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