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Carnival In Coal

Narrow-Minded Sexist Pig

Metal Music's a man's man's world
It must be done with muscles and force
Cannot rock with half a crotch
Cannot boogie if you ain't got balls
The girl's place is backstage
To satisfy the victorious warrior
So ungrab that mike you bitch
I'm a narrow-minded sexist pig

Doro Pesch or Lee Aaron
Who can recall one of their tunes?
Same thing for the so-called Rock Goddess,
Runaways, Cheetah or Girlschool
They all wanted to play boys' games
But they won nothing but self-humiliation
Kat's been the only one to succeed
But she was a guy wearing a skirt and a wig

We take their constitution into account
Female bodies are weaker than ours
I'll prove I'm right with this:
Could a woman play that pleasant bridge? No!

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Many bands' work spoiled by braying cuties
Singing out of tune two times out of three

History shows us that we're right
All rock geniuses were men
Find me a she-Zappa, find me a she-Elvis
Find me a she-Lennon, find me a she-Hendrix
The girl's place is definitely backstage
To satisfy the victorious warrior
Or in a recording studio, to clean the johns
Not in front of a microphone

This one's a tribute to cum tanks
With well-shaped hips and boobs like bumpers
Who know where female talent lies:
Sluts, whores & pornostars
They never wanted to play boys' games
And they won nothing but congratulations
They may be held in high esteem
They sure deserve a better reputation

This one's a tribute to cum tanks
Bad girls don't get bored in hell