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Fakey Shaky Parts (Parody of 'Achy Breaky Heart' By Billy Ray Cyrus)
You can tell the world with banners all unfurled -- You just learned Theology 101
And you can say you went to Bible school and then
The class you took said half the book was wrong
You can fill your heart with lots of question marks
You'll still tell me Jesus is your Lord
But I can tell you this -- If it was hit or miss -- I wouldn't read the Bible anymore
Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God
You just gotta take it as it stands
Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts
You might as well dump it in the can
Ooooo-whoo!
You can tell me John and Luke and Mark was wrong
You can say that's not what Christ would say
But tell me, brother, this: Did Jesus tell a fib?
He said His words would never pass away
Go read verse 3: 16 in Second Timothy
It says all Scripture comes with God's O.K.
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So you I'll tell goodbye and watch out for your pride
Cause I'll be walkin' out on you today
Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God
You just gotta take it as it stands
Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts
You might as well dump it in the can
Ooooo-whoo!
Noah and the ark and Abraham and Lot -- Isaac and Rebekah and the twins
And Ishmael I forgot and Jacob and Esau -- The Bible's built upon these men
Don't tear apart the sacred Word of God
You just gotta take it as it stands
Cause if it's all a farce with fakey shaky parts
You might as well dump it in the can
Ooooo-whoo!
Whoo!
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