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Captain Morris
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The Ballad of Soft Body and Mouth Breather
Give me all of your money Clean under my bed Buy me all of my groceries Take out my trash Learn a word you thought you never knew before Show me the picture of the boy who stole your wallet Then he went and killed that dog with his car
And the neighbors screamed And the lady down the street Felt so sorry for the car 'Cause she hated that fucking dog And animal control came and vacuumed up the dog Now the dog is gone
Drive me to the dentist Pay all my bills Take me out to the movies Write my whole will Feed the goldfish on the table in the living room Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Tell me the story of the time you went to synagogue The kids were throwing feces at the wall
And the cantor screamed And your mom began to weep And your dad fell to his knees And you couldn't seem to speak You couldn't seem to speak
There's a hole in the floor Which I'm trying to avoid Is your brother coming late? Does the carpet match the drapes? Lend me your car keys Fix me a drink Gas up my engine Clear out the sink Clear out the sink
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