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Oddyssey
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Hello and welcome to the Oddyssey Paranoiac words and awkward beats Since the last CD, let's see what's been happenin Well a few things have been doin ma napper in Rooney got a pay rise for doing hee-haw And every boy band on the planet seems to have reformed X-Factor increased their audience and the gossip mags are… Still gossipin. Wegot a government condemned up here And nobody voted for them up here The credit crunch meant that the parties had to tighten up So we got 2 for the price of 1 BP oil spill Obama blamed old blightey And Cadburys was bought by Kraft Cheese Slices On the plus side 6 music was dropped from the acts And Big Brother's not coming back
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In other news… Every award went to Cheryl Cole From woman of the year to best in show And Nicky Minaj just wrecked the rest Without even releasing a record yet Blair gave his advance to a military hospital Maybe he was feeling just a little bit responsible An illegal war, a missile to the face and a royalty check is too little to late Cuts on taxes in the interest of progress And there's strike action and demos and protests A whole bunch of privacy laws were broken And William Hague's assistant left the closet open And I fell asleep for the world cup final Spain beat Holland with an extra time goal Lampard scored while the ref cleaned his spectacles And the French team fell out and went home Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com
Welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome, welcome welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome
What have we been up to? Erm, hangin around Asda in pyjamas and Ugg boots… Or with Wee Amanda in a Fiat Panda singing 'We outnumber them 10 to 1 stand up!' For all the people I fought with at school Since Odio came out I made awkwardness cool This is for my people who don't make guest lists Court Jesters – still up, liquid breakfast And it's on to the meths next Stay on it till the mood left us For those that say this is colloquial let me tell you 'bout the folks we know From Coatbridge to Shoreditch We've walked to Vicki Road USA, Canada, Australia, pick a zone This is for every outsider in the cosmos A warm welcome to the Odd Squad
Welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome, welcome welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome
Welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome, welcome welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome Welcome to the Oddyssey Welcome
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